December 2011
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hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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hoshaway:
like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts
they’re just sitting there
watching
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If you can not stand with your team when they're...
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Anonymous asked: no wonder he gets all the pretty ladies, because they dont have to be hygenic themselfes. jasons basically perfect. but then if you were in the same house as him but both asleep and you are in a deep sleep and then theres a fire. you'd basically die but youd die next to him though so i guess thats kinda ok. so im just gunna leave this here
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Anonymous asked: jason has no sense of smell? whoaaa
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Please read: Due to a high amount of gullible...
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onebigdreamer replied to your post: If jason had really bad breathe but he wanted to kiss you, would you kiss him back? or be like. eww.
XD what is this question. This is why no sense of smell is a good thing.
ikr? you’d win me in this situation xD
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Anonymous asked: If jason had really bad breathe but he wanted to kiss you, would you kiss him back? or be like. eww.
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Anonymous asked: Do you have the link to the video of Jason on the vespa? I never saw that video before. Thanks
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spaceyism:
My mom watched Se7en last night for the first time. And it left her traumatized of boxes and Kevin Spacey.
Today is her birthday and I’m giving her a box. With something in it.
#oh i wish i had a daughter like me
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The 3 most common lies on the internet
epic-humor:
1. I have read and agree to the terms of service
2. Status: Offline
3. Yes, I am over 18.
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spaceyism:
ok can I just bring up the fact that when Kevin Spacey was on Conan O’Brien’s show, he wore a shirt that said “FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK” AS DID Rooney Mara as Lisbeth in TGWTDT. WHICH PROVES THEY ARE BOTH PERFECT AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
These are Kevin’s:
And this is Lisbeth’s:
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CASE CLOSED YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID OK
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NEVERMINDDD I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE...
onebigdreamer:
mrs-sudeikis:
onebigdreamer:
mrs-sudeikis:
onebigdreamer:
This song has been played on my iTunes 150 times.
JASON PUSHES OLIVIA OUT OF THE TREE. THE END
Nope.
Sitting in a tree…. H-O-L-D-I-N-G H-A-N-D-S
BOOM! Bring it onnnnnnn!!!
It’s like something out of beauty and the beast except Jason is the beauty.
That’s the best you can do?
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NEVERMINDDD I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE...
onebigdreamer:
mrs-sudeikis:
onebigdreamer:
This song has been played on my iTunes 150 times.
JASON PUSHES OLIVIA OUT OF THE TREE. THE END
Nope.
Sitting in a tree…. H-O-L-D-I-N-G H-A-N-D-S
BOOM! Bring it onnnnnnn!!!
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NEVERMINDDD I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE...
onebigdreamer:
This song has been played on my iTunes 150 times.
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“don’t you die on me,” i say to my computer as i run to get the charger
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everyone who lives in kansa city is fucking seeing...
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somewhereovertheemma:
why do I live in Portugal???? :(
WHY DO I LIVE IN IRELAND </3
WHY DO I LIVE IN SPAIN?
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TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthew
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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“maybe they show one of those kissing cams on the game and they point on Jason” - Emma
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FACT: People with brown eyes are the most fun and...
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poehlerizer:
trainhopper:
if my house was on fire i would probably run back in to save my laptop i’m not even joking
what do you mean probably
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mothertruckerss replied to your post: my life right now:
i dont think its real D: not trying to be a party pooper but if its not verified its not real
@fyeahlaura saw that picture today, on her usual daily twitter checking, so we believe the account was made today (or yesterday), that’s why all the excitement :3
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my life right now: