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currently obsessed with: the untalented cast of alcatraz sam neill's stupid stares jason butler harner's chihuahua face
Dear Daniel Jason Sudeikis, If you are reading this, congratulations on your face. You are a life ruiner.
Dear Nigel John Dermot Neill, I hope one day I'll be able to understand the meaning behind your long and useless stares.
Tina Fey bows reverently before the fake ashes of late North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, dispursed by Sacha Baron Cohen, on the red carpet at the 84th Annual Academy Awards.